Guess what. I went skinny-dipping and some scary psycho-killer arrived and tried to get all up in our shit...or something. All I know is, he had a sinister, evil voice, thereby making me think he was a cop, but he WASN'T, and it was SO eerie...cuz we were out in the middle of nowhere, in a very, very, very secluded place...in the woods. So. The moral of the story is...hmm...that people should stop being evil devil-spawn and let me swim naked in peace.